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| HEIGHT OF MY FRIENDSHIP I always mail, u don't . HEIGHT OF ISOLATION: Two persons sitting side-by-side using emails to communicate with each other. HEIGHT OF COWARDICE: Two persons fighting through emails.HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS: Receiving no emails for a week. HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION: The email server being down.HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS: Writing a lov...
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| 12:43 | 12/Mar/2008 |
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| ANGREEZ…..Inside the Class: Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in. Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half. Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor You, meet me behind the class (meaning AFTER the class) when I am empty (m...
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| 13:42 | 27/Dec/2007 |
| WHAT A JOB!!!!! | |
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| A must read notice. Think what if this happens in ur company?? HARD NOTICE OF A COMPANY TO ALL EMPLOYEES [A circular was found in one of the office notice boards] Dear STAFF , Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __...
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| 16:52 | 28/May/2007 |
| Run.....the race of life | |
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| Every morning in Africa, a gazelle awakens. He has only one thought on his mind: To be able to run faster than the fastest lion. If he cannot, then he will be eaten. Every morning in Africa a lion awakens. He has only one thought on his mind: To be able to run faster than the slowest gazelle. If he cannot, he will die of hunger. Whether you choose ...
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| 19:25 | 26/Apr/2007 |
| Bloopers and Blunders....... | |
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| Now being a doctor and working as quality analyst for a renowned hospital in Texas, the transcriptionists make me smile this way….I must just say….Thanx!! JThey say “A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist he who makes opportunities of his difficulties….” And I agree…do u? just check out....u too will.The pati...
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| 18:13 | 6/Apr/2007 |
| Tring........tring | |
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| Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello"LADY: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"MAN: "Yes"LADY: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it O...
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| 17:04 | 7/Mar/2007 |
| ....I don't believe..do U? | |
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| 1. The nice men are ugly.2. The handsome men are not nice.3. The handsome and nice men are gay. 4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.7. The handsome men without mo...
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| 23:27 | 3/Jan/2007 |
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| "STATUTORY WARNING : NOT TO TAKE PERSONAL"WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A NORTH INDIAN GIRL AS A WIFE ********IF U R A SOUTH INDIAN MAN1. At The Time Of Marriage, A North Indian Girl Has More Boyfriends Than Her Age.2. Before Marriage, She Looks Almost Like A Bollywood Heroine And After Marriage You Have To Go Around Her Twice To Completely Hu...
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| 22:18 | 16/Dec/2006 |
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| Mars and VenusROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETICSmart boss + smart employee = profitSmart boss + dumb employee = productionDumb boss + smart employee = promotionDumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A...
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| 18:29 | 7/Dec/2006 |
| Bon voyage | |
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| The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. Correct installation is illustrated as above Bon voyage
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| Sanjay Thakur | 21:58 | 27/May/2008 |
| Friends: (79)
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| The Ways I Walked Through |
| The Ways I Walked Through Sitting along the side of the stream,I remember those wonderful days.When the smell of flower used to spread,As you walked through the lonely ways.Remembering your sweet smile of care,Even a glance was so lovable.It is still in the pages of life,And will always remain unforgettable.I often look back the path I walked,Thos...
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| kash | 09:21 | 23/May/2008 |
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| Fear of Death |
| It is an irony that the only certainity in life is death ( and still most of us fear it ),The uncertainities are the time , place and way one will die,If death does not come today , it will come tomorrow,If it is going to come knocking tomorrow , then why fear it ,because tomorrow will never come.JUST ENJOY LIFE .....Believe in the Quote ....." Eve...
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| Anu | 20:33 | 22/May/2008 |
| Friends: (158)
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| Recently I read this poem I think every one who fall in love, love it.... 1 Loving in truth, and fain in verse my love to show, That the dear She might take some pleasure of my pain: Pleasure might cause her read, reading might make her know, Knowledge might pity win, and pity grace obtain; I sought fit words to paint the blackest face of woe, ...
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| Adesh Guru | 12:21 | 16/May/2008 |
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| one change ur life |
| Quotations that will change your life if you pledge to follow " It doesn't matter whatsomeone else thinks, believes or does but it does matter what you think,believe and do - stop listening to the critics and start believing inYOU!" "It doesn'tmatter if you come in first. What matters is that you come in first withyourself." ...
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| Chirag Kothari | 10:56 | 24/May/2008 |
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| || Amisha Patel - Thoda Pyar Thoda Magic... |
| Saif & Amisha ka tashanhttp://full2fun. com/viewPhoto. php?fileID= 13255Wet & Wildhttp://full2fun. com/viewPhoto. php?fileID= 13254Hai Hai ye majboorihttp://full2fun. com/viewPhoto. php?fileID= 13253Black & White - Rani & Amishahttp://full2fun. com/viewPhoto. php?fileID= 13256Meri chunari mein laga daag hai..isliye amisha hi tumhare liye saif hai.....
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| Pankaj Sharma | 18:17 | 12/May/2008 |
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| BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS1. No Breakfast People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration. 2. Overeating It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power. 3. Smoking It causes multiple brain shrinkage an...
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| Kumar Ahuja | 16:42 | 21/May/2008 |
| Friends: (354)
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| Anger and Love have no limits. |
| While Dad was polishing his new car, his 5 yr old son picked a stone & scratched lines on the side of the car. In his anger, Dad took the child's hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, his child said "Dad when will my fingers grow back?" Dad was so hurt. He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times. Sitt...
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| Vinod Kukkal | 19:34 | 11/May/2008 |
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| Wonderful Mother |
| God made a wonderful mother, A mother who never grows old; He made her smile of the sunshine, And He moulded her heart of pure gold; In her eyes He placed bright shining stars, In her cheeks fair roses you see; God made a wonderful mother, And He gave that dear mother to me. --Pat O"Reilly
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| simha chalam | 10:18 | 27/May/2008 |
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| Child Helpline!!! |
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| This is a forwarded msg. hope worth sharing with you all...If you have a function/party at your home and if there is excess foodavailable at the end, don"t hesitate to call 1098 (only in India) - child helpline. They will come and collect the food. Please circulate this message which can help feed many children. PLEASE, DON"T BREAK THIS CHAIN, "Hel...
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| Vipin Kalra | 21:07 | 7/Mar/2008 |
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| pseudonames |
| why is it that one has to hide ones identity by using pseudonames is it some type of a kick or one wants to feel important or whatever it may be i am what i am.
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| lonely | 00:00 | 26/May/2008 |
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| I Miss YOU |
| Every day when I step into the office my looks goes at her desk, I know she is not there, but a lil hope that pushes me to do that. It’s almost 15 days since last time I saw her. I don’t know whether she is on leave or she’s gone to some other company but even I can’t bare that imagination…. First time I saw her the day when i joined in this compan...
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| aryan | 15:54 | 23/Apr/2008 |
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| LANGUAGE OF FREINDSHIP |
| LANGUAGE OF FRIENDSHIP ♥ ♥ ♥ A Always Funny♥ ♥ 288; ♥ B Beautiful PersonalityC Common Interests D Delightfully Entertaining ....
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| abhijit dutta | 20:31 | 25/Jan/2008 |
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| Blogging and earning |
| Hello folks, I have been into writing for a long. I used to write on any subjects but didn't get any results or returns from these postings. Recently I came across Google Adsense. This is site where there is a facility for posting Google ads on your blog. If some one clicks on these blogs the blogger gets money for that clicking. I have added Googl...
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| uday mukadam | 00:34 | 13/Apr/2008 |
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| FRIENDSHIP |
| friendship is not like the rain ! that pours & goes. it is more like the air ! sometimes, keeping quiet & sometimes,makingnoise but is alwaya there around .
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| satyajit ban... | 19:00 | 14/Apr/2008 |
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| TO MY FRIEND WHO ARE........... |
| TO MY FRIEND WHO ARE...........ENGAGEDThe true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together but How good u r for each other.TO MY FRIEND WHO ARE...........MARRIEDLove is not about "it's your fault",not "how could u", but "i'm sorry nor "i'm thankful to u.TO MY FRIEND WHO ARE...........HEARTBROKENHeartbreaks last as long as u want &cut a...
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| Sandeep Ozarde | 10:47 | 26/Oct/2007 |
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| The Real Shopping-Cart Revolution |
| Five hundred years of progress packed into a sack of flour.By J. Bradford DeLong, Wired MagHere's some food for thought.A smart shopper can buy a 5-pound bag of Gold Medal flour for 69 cents. That's enough to feed three people for a day - 7,500 easy-to-digest, relatively nutritious, and potentially tasty calories. All for less than 0.7 percent of a...
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| prasanna sri... | 21:49 | 1/Mar/2008 |
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| Jokes |
| Stewed Tomatoes A guy isgoing on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he's worry about gettingseasick.The doctor suggests, ''Eat two pounds of stewedtomatoes before you leave the dock.''The guy replies, ''Would that keep me fromgetting sick, Doc?''The doctor says, ''No, but it'll look realpretty in the water.''Respectfully Cheating Jack an...
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| Nischalson C... | 01:13 | 12/Apr/2008 |
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| i found this one too funny... i know.. i know.. i created it but i always have a good laugh everytime i create a strip. if it doesn't make me laugh.. then it's not worth posting it. i guess, it's like that quote - "laugh and the world laughs with you".. ok.. or was that "smile and the..."?anway, hope everyone liked the strip. do leave me a nice com...
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| janus janus | 17:53 | 25/May/2008 |
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| Never trust a cricketer! |
| Come all ye fair young maidens and harken unto me,Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.Randier than a sailor, who's been six months at sea.Never let a cricketer's hand an inch above your knee.First let's take the Paceman, pure speed from first to last.My darlings do be careful, his balls are hard and fast.Then there's the Medium Pacer, his ba...
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| Kanchan Bhat... | 22:01 | 26/May/2008 |
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| Apparition On A High |
| Mary Juana- III Cannabis ladyNude, highMixed up in the mindA yellow butterflyShimmeringAmidst the summer flowersA dream on flightPausedAgainst the wind's careless pushSuddenly mesmerizedIn the sea of crimsons and greensVoiceless dreamsIt is indeed hard being so beautifulWavering in the twigs,And looking tiredTill she sees nectarOn the white cannabi...
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| Wise Donkey | 13:45 | 20/Apr/2008 |
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| Baby Blue |
| She looked so much like a lady, but she was so much like a child. A devil when she held me close, an angel when she smiled. She always held it deep inside, but somehow I always knew She's go away when the grass turned green And the sky turned baby blue. And baby blue was the color of her eyes. Baby blue like the Colorado skies. Like a breath of spr...
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| syed shariff... | 16:33 | 21/May/2007 |
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| A girl and a boy were.......... |
| A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night.They loved each other a lot.a.Girl: "slow down a little.. I'm scared.."Boy: "No, it's so fun.."Girl: "please..it's so scary.."Boy: "Then say that you love me.."Girl: "Fine..I love you..can you slow down now?"Boy: "Give me a big hug.."The girl gave him a big hug.Girl: "Now can you slo...
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| kishore gupta | 11:12 | 30/Dec/2007 |
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| Farewell 2007-Welcome 2008 !!! |
| Dear all Ilander Friends, Wishing with you Good Bye 2007! Let the coming year be the Harbinger of more HAPPINESS and better HEALTH & Harvest promising HOPE and path-breaking HAPPENINGS for all. Wishing you a Great Bliss 2008! SMILE a little bit more in 2008 than 2007…a resolution I recommend??? Cheers Kishore
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| Kapil | 11:08 | 26/May/2007 |
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| hi!!!!!!!!!!!! i lve adventure
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| amol prabhud... | 00:36 | 26/May/2007 |
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| Success in Life |
| The founder of a highly successful company was asked what it took to achieve success in life. He replied: “The same thing it tool to get started; a sense of urgency about getting things done.” Success in life should be determined by contributions, not accumulations.
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| kamal sharma | 11:34 | 17/May/2008 |
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| Beauty of Mathematics |
| Absolutely amazing! Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!! 1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432 123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321 1 x 9 + 2 = 11 12 x 9 + 3 = 111 123 x 9 + 4 = 1111 1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111 12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111 123456 ...
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| Siddarth-The... | 16:24 | 17/Apr/2008 |
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| The Olympic Torch |
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| Flame at one end, a hand holding the other The hand holding it is surrounded by an armed brother The flame in the torch burns, giving new hope to the souls battered They smelt the fire too well, that is what mattered. The lama, smart and wise Chose the right time to rise The torch runs in every major city, burning on and off The motherland tries t...
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| Saurin Parikh | 14:59 | 2/May/2008 |
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| Tashan Ve |
| It was a good thing that Tashan didn’t release in multiplexes. A hell of a lot of money was saved with cinema goers not having to fork out 150 bucks per ticket.Single-screen theatres were expected to do good business thanks to the movie not releasing in multiplexes, but with lacklustre reviews coming in from all corners, no one really went to a sin...
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| kala Subrama... | 11:42 | 6/Aug/2007 |
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| Happy friendship day!!! |
| "I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or better than friendship." -- Pietro Aretino (1537) Happy Friendship Day to all my iland friends!!!
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| Cyril Paul | 09:07 | 23/Apr/2008 |
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| Just Between Friends (Short Story) |
| Pushpa Saxena. Age 23, 5'5 in height, slender built, fair, attractive. I know a lot about Pushpa Saxena. Like her address, for example (#3003, 3rd Floor, Olympian Heights, Napean Sea Road, Mumbai). Or her cell number, both Vodafone as well as Airtel. Or her email address. I really know a lot about Pushpa Saxena. In fact, I think I know a lot more ...
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| Debasish Cha... | 05:47 | 1/Mar/2007 |
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| Effort |
| There is a little story...that teaches a lot... A giant ship engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure out how to fix the engine. Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young boy. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went ...
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| Dheeraj Khanna | 21:15 | 19/Aug/2007 |
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| The Bourne Series...... download now!! |
| The Bourne Ultimatum has turn out to be huge this summer in Hollywood. So I thought, why not give a tribute to that great spy-master Robert Ludlum who created Bourne and made him a delicious character, an anti-thesis of James Bond.So I give you the The Bourne Trilogy. Now available for download.Go ahead, get ready for a thrilling ride.Downloand the...
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| Cubes 3B | 11:59 | 24/Mar/2008 |
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| City: Pune
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| Ferrari is back |
| Hey guys, those who watched the Malaysain F1 GP would know what I am talking of. As expected (and wished) Ferrari has flown back in. With superb driving by Kimi they are back on the podium, and was very happy to see them win. It was like a part dream come true. The rest part was shattered when Massa could not complete the race, which would have giv...
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| ajit saini | 08:38 | 25/May/2007 |
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| Some Problem with ILAND |
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| Hi friends........ there is something wrong with my iland... its not allowing anyone to comment, write in my GB etc... i dont know how it is happening..m not even able to chane da settings..... tell me if u r also facing da same problem on my e mail id dynamicajit@rediffmail.com waiting 4 ur replies......... ur fr jeetu
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| Baldeo Pandey | 00:47 | 14/Apr/2008 |
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| Bhod Gyalo! |
| At Jantar Mantar….Rising fists…. Bhod Gyalo! Bhod Gyalo!Manju Ka Tila…..Dreaming eyes….. Rangzen! Rangzen!Fort Kochi...‘Torch of Shame without flame’,Hey! Sino Monsters! Bodies could be butchered,Not souls….Frightened sinners,Blood licking beasts…Frustrated to see…Sons and daughters of soil committed for ultimate sacrifices…In Amdo, Kham, Machu, Pa...
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| Anil Goel | 13:50 | 8/May/2008 |
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| A code jock emails from USA in '99 |
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| I recently came across an email (A printed copy I had saved in an old diary :)) I had sent to Planetasia circa March 20, 1999 while cleaning out my cupboard at home this week. Two years into the IT industry, I was working as a code jock for TCS at a client in North America. I was allegedly already an expert in MSFT technologies and was working at a...
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