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The patient was salted.

The patient was assaulted.

She has good demon.

She has good demeanor.

She wears 32 bee cough.

She wears 32 B cup.

Testes are decent.

Testes are descended.

I have exchanged multiple enemas with the doctor.

I have exchanged multiple e-mails with the doctor.

She drinks pint of jean a day.

She drinks pint of gin a day.

Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

Both pupils are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

The patient was prepped and raped in sterile fashion by the surgeon.

The patient was prepped and draped in sterile fashion by the surgeon.

The patient has no liver, no spleen, no kidney.

The patient has normal liver, normal spleen, normal kidney.

The patient’s past history is positive for flea-bite his left leg

The patient’s past history is positive for phlebitis, left leg.

The patient has penile keratosis.

The patient has senile keratosis.

Rectal exam revealed external thyroid.

Rectal exam revealed external hemorrhoid.

The baby was diagnosed with sick as hell anemia

The baby was diagnosed with sickle cell anemia.

Weighs 230 pounds with issues on.

Weighs 230 pounds with his shoes on.

Examination reveals a well-developed, elderly male lying in bed with a cute mistress.

Examination reveals a well-developed, elderly male lying in bed with acute distress.