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| ANGREEZ…..Inside the Class: Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in. Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half. Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor You, meet me behind the class (meaning AFTER the class) when I am empty (m...
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| 13:42 | 27/Dec/2007 |
| WHAT A JOB!!!!! | |
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| A must read notice. Think what if this happens in ur company?? HARD NOTICE OF A COMPANY TO ALL EMPLOYEES [A circular was found in one of the office notice boards] Dear STAFF , Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __...
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| 16:52 | 28/May/2007 |
| Run.....the race of life | |
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| Every morning in Africa, a gazelle awakens. He has only one thought on his mind: To be able to run faster than the fastest lion. If he cannot, then he will be eaten. Every morning in Africa a lion awakens. He has only one thought on his mind: To be able to run faster than the slowest gazelle. If he cannot, he will die of hunger. Whether you choose ...
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| 19:25 | 26/Apr/2007 |
| Bloopers and Blunders....... | |
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| Now being a doctor and working as quality analyst for a renowned hospital in Texas, the transcriptionists make me smile this way….I must just say….Thanx!! JThey say “A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist he who makes opportunities of his difficulties….” And I agree…do u? just check out....u too will.The pati...
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| 18:13 | 6/Apr/2007 |
| Tring........tring | |
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| Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello"LADY: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"MAN: "Yes"LADY: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it O...
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| 17:04 | 7/Mar/2007 |
| ....I don't believe..do U? | |
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| 1. The nice men are ugly.2. The handsome men are not nice.3. The handsome and nice men are gay. 4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.7. The handsome men without mo...
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| 23:27 | 3/Jan/2007 |
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| "STATUTORY WARNING : NOT TO TAKE PERSONAL"WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A NORTH INDIAN GIRL AS A WIFE ********IF U R A SOUTH INDIAN MAN1. At The Time Of Marriage, A North Indian Girl Has More Boyfriends Than Her Age.2. Before Marriage, She Looks Almost Like A Bollywood Heroine And After Marriage You Have To Go Around Her Twice To Completely Hu...
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| 22:18 | 16/Dec/2006 |
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| Mars and VenusROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETICSmart boss + smart employee = profitSmart boss + dumb employee = productionDumb boss + smart employee = promotionDumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A...
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| 18:29 | 7/Dec/2006 |
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| The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. Correct installation is illustrated as above Bon voyage
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| 20:49 | 18/Nov/2006 |
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| After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver," Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really ...
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| Shashikant G... | 15:28 | 12/Mar/2008 |
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| Scrabbled worlds |
| Srabbble an art of rearranging words. Check few example of the same. Appended is a mail from one of friends. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DILIP VENGSARKAR When you rearrange the letters: SPARKLING DRIVE PRINCESS DIANA When you rearrange the letters: END IS A CAR SPIN MO...
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| Sami Ahmed | 15:11 | 26/Feb/2008 |
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| Let The Rain Touch The Soul |
| As it was Friday evening everybody in the office was high-spirited, chatting, gossiping and exchanging their plans for the weekend. Vineet was thinking of going out and meeting some of his friends. He would have a great time with his buddies, he thought happily. While he was preparing to leave for the day, his boss, Shukla, summoned him to his c...
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| Vish Iyer | 21:04 | 12/Mar/2008 |
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| Happiness and Success, the yin and yang ... |
| There are only two things in life worth striving for. One is happiness; the other is successThere are lot of happy people who aren't very successful. And there are a lot of successful people who aren't very happy. To be happy, you need to create a positive attitude in your own mind. A powerful sense of self, so to speak. To be successful, you need ...
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| verma anupam | 10:47 | 4/Mar/2008 |
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| HAI ALL,I M CUTE EDUCATED BOY OF SOBER NATURE.I WANNA U AS MY FRIENDSHIP ZONE.I M OF HELPING NATURE.I GUIDE STUDENTS.MORE ON CONTACT.
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| priya | 16:17 | 10/Mar/2008 |
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| When I started to paint, you were my artistic imagination,When I started to write, you were my poetic inspiration.When I gazed at the nature, you were my pretty landscape,When I was lost in my life, you were there as my guide.When there was lot to say, I could not say anything,When you just smiled and said nothing, you said everything.When I though...
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| praveen kg | 15:28 | 22/Feb/2008 |
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| Meet the world's smallest bodybuilder |
| Mini-muscleman:Meet the world"s smallest bodybuilder At just 2ft 9in, Indian muscleman Aditya "Romeo" Dev is the world"s smallest bodybuilder.Pint-sized Romeo is well-known in his hometown of Phagwara, India - for his ability to lift 1.5kg dumbbells - despite his overall 9kg body weight.Every day, crowds flock to the local gym to the see the mini-m...
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| neeraj sakar | 20:46 | 21/Feb/2008 |
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| pyar ka ahsash |
| ज्बभ्ी मैने प्यार के बारे मे सोचा है तो एक बात जो सबसे ज्यादा ...
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| kishor Jagirdar | 11:13 | 22/Feb/2008 |
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| Analyse your leadership attitude |
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| Anaylsing Your StyleHow do you lead your group? What is your attitude to both them and the task at hand? Impoverished Management (low concern for the task, low concern for people). This style is characterised by minimal effort on your part, just enough to get the job done and maintain the group structure. "I'll just let them get on with it, I'm sur...
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| Jein Rajan | 18:34 | 17/Dec/2007 |
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| Destination Chithirapuram |
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| If you are looking for a perfect vacation, or rather a rejuvenating vacation. Then the Kerala tour offers its Chithirapuram hill tour that is a perfect way to wash away all your fatigue and monotony. Only at a distance of 10 Kms from Munnar, this sleepy little hill town is a paradisiacal retreat that offers you the best of nature and its beauty. In...
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| velan | 12:59 | 25/Feb/2008 |
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| How Heavy is a Glass of Water |
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| A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water?" Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g. The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it.""If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an h...
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| A M Daniel | 20:54 | 25/Feb/2008 |
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| A name for my new book |
| Friends, I am intending to publish a book containing the stories and passages which are motivating and life-changing and with a lesson for life. I request to you to think about a good and impressive name for the book and kindly let me know at the earliest. I shall be very grateful for your effort. Thanks Daniel
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| shefa | 17:01 | 11/Mar/2008 |
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| Wake Up |
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| So we have got another feather in our cap.Congrats everybody.Our Indian hockey team has been thrown out of qualifying round for the Olympics,first time in 80 years.we failed to qualify...coach resigns.. khani khatam(story ends)isnt so great.Afterall we are responsible for this loss.Its not only players who should be shameful.I think we should be mo...
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| UDAAS | 17:15 | 7/Mar/2008 |
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| A PROMISE OF LOVE |
| Can it really be you?I thought you have entered the other sideThe light of eternity You must know how much I miss youYou have come to bring me encouragementYou just know when Im about to give upWow... what can I sayIm so in awe by the mystery of all thisHow I long to touch youTo feel you once again.Ah what the heavens has done to make me believeT...
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| sandeep koul | 11:54 | 13/Mar/2008 |
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| massacres of hindus in kashmir |
| source:http://www.iref.homestead.com/Kashmir90.html A partial listing of killings and massacresNadimarg Massacre, 24 March, 2003 Chattisinghpora Killings, March 2000 Prankot Killings, April 1998 Wandhama Killings, January 1998 Udhampore Killings, June 1997 Sangrampora Killings, 22 March 1997 August 14, 1993 A passenger bus in Kishtwar (Doda distr...
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| Raaj Borah | 10:24 | 12/Mar/2008 |
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| My Fourth Letter to Mrs. Sonia Gandhi. |
| To, Date:12/03/2008Mrs. Sonia Gandhi,President, Congress Party,10 Janpath.New Delhi-1.Sub: In human torture by Government of India in Collaboration with section of Indian Media.Dear Madam,I already wrote three letters to Hon’ble Prime Minister of India and three letters to you seeking justice and freedom to live a free life without any success.This...
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| datanentrygo | 06:06 | 13/Feb/2008 |
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| Taj Mahal of India |
| Taj Mahal of India The Taj Mahal is considered as the best example of Mughal architecture a technique that combines elements from Persian, Turkish, Indian, and Islamic architectural techniques. Visit : http://indiavisit.webs.com/tm.htm
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| Sensible Joker | 12:05 | 12/Mar/2008 |
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| LOVE and ME |
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| ...This is on which most of my visitors are wondering since I have started posting the series ‘Understanding Love’. I have faced many questions too — asking exactly where I hang out in love — and also have tried to satisfy them individually… So, I thought of posting something on it to help my visitors… This is rather a difficult question to a...
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| amit rathor | 15:41 | 16/Jan/2008 |
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| INSTALLING WIFE version 1.0 |
| INSTALLING WIFE version 1.0CAUTION: Extremely Powerful Software. It Controls theWhole System.* When installing this s/w, additional s/w likeMother-in-law 1.0 andFather-in-law 1.0 will be automaticallyinstalled in ur system.* Wife 1.0 may detect s/w like Girl friends1.0,2.0,3.0 etc as viruses and try to uninstall it.* Do not install Wife 2.0 over Wi...
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| Raj Singh | 11:28 | 26/Feb/2008 |
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| Spring Time |
| I used to hate Mumbai ,otherwise a great city,for its dull climate. But this time the weather gods were merciful enough to bring a very enchanting climate to all those living here. It has been refreshingly cold this time in Mumbai.. It looks like blossoming and blooming all around. There is a Chinese proverb which says..........'If you are able to ...
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| K Nagesh | 12:15 | 28/Feb/2008 |
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| MARKET PLUS |
| A Unit Linked Deferred Pension Plan from Life Insurance Corporation of India (LIC). It offers you pension for rest of your life on outliving the policy term you have chosen that can be anything between 5 to 40 Years with a condition that the age from when the pension is payable is between 40-79 years.offers life insurance coverage during the poli...
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| greengrass | 00:22 | 10/Mar/2008 |
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| Rajini Kanth - Bundle of Rarest Legendar... |
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| From www.manakkudiyan.com: Author’s Preface Hi readers Before you get into the world of Rajinikanth, I have a small exercise for you. You need a pen and an analytical mind to answer ten simple questions. It is easy really. There is only one rule for this activity: the answer has to be spontaneous. And yes, the answer should not be Rajinikanth. ...
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| Ka Tvam | 11:21 | 16/Feb/2008 |
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| Markatasya surapaanam |
| When Teddy Bear called to announce his arrival in Chennai, I was busy directing traffic around my car, in the middle of a busy ring road near Koramangala! His call was a reminder that I had not posted a blog in a long while! Inertia...ennui..whatever….!!! As I spoke to him letting him know of my predicament, I figured out that life was not going ...
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| Putan Prasad | 13:52 | 10/Jan/2008 |
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| members lucknow |
| members of lucknow are invited to join us i am proper lko wasi male/femals
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| ramnath rajaram | 17:36 | 13/Mar/2008 |
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| What is Love !!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| What is Love !!!!!!!!!!!!! A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wond...
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| BEST FRIEND | 21:28 | 9/Mar/2008 |
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| Boy and Starfish |
| One day, an old man was walking along the beach in the early morning and noticed the tide had washed thousands of starfish up on the shore. Up ahead in the distance he spotted a boy who appeared to be gathering up the starfish, and one by one tossing them back into the ocean. He approached the boy and asked him why he spent so much energy doing wh...
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| Janam Tapit... | 07:15 | 12/Mar/2008 |
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| How can Janam Die? |
| Yes indeed how can janam die? Janam is love and love can not die. Janam was grieving for a friend but now it is clear. There is no point in grieving over spilt milk, is there, specially when the milk had turned sour? Just wipe is off with a duster and pour another glass of fresh milk. Sour milk can ruin your health and needs to be thrown down the d...
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| kamalesh | 07:42 | 12/Feb/2008 |
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| online earnings only for indians |
| Dear friends, All of you listen me. easy way online earning business in india for indians only. my earning growth starts from January.Rs.140/=only is your investment it gives life long income.If you like visit:www.skamarajan.cash2all.com
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| raj | 22:38 | 31/Dec/2007 |
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| HAPPY NEW YEAR |
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| TO MY ALL FRIENDS HAPPY NEW YEAR WITH ALL THE BEST WISHES AND PROSPEROUS HAPPY NEW YEAR MAY GOD FULFIL YOUR ALL WISHES . RAJ
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| pankaj rames... | 14:35 | 13/Mar/2008 |
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| sijil | 22:41 | 9/Mar/2008 |
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| messagee |
| Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, 'Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river.' The little girl said, 'No, Dad. You hold my hand.' 'What's the difference?' Asked the puzzled father. 'There's a big difference,' replied the little girl. 'If I...
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| Romeo | 14:44 | 20/Dec/2007 |
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| Enjoy Life |
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| Hello friends . Life is a very precious gift of God and the almighty has created us to love all human beings. So come and join this creative excercise and fun making process.Let's share our joys and sorrows together and understand each other.
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| parijat pande | 07:40 | 7/Dec/2007 |
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| Humans Stink as they don't act like huma... |
| I sometimes feel like a leech.A leech, which is sucking off the life giving elements from the mother earth.One of my friends told me about a type of rat (shown on national geographic)whose male lives for a certain while but the unique thing is when it dies. In it's ending moments it has a large erection and it goes out copulating every female it c...
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| MANMOHAN GAUR | 17:00 | 13/Dec/2007 |
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| Just wait dear |
| Dear friends , wait and watch is an old proverb .In the same way the much u wait the more u know about ur friends.The hidden secrets are exposed the sooner we believe you are the real ours.Then everything which is our's become your's and the vice-versa.Then u are full of joy which is unbelievable as u got everything u even dreamt of .you have achie...
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| vira | 10:28 | 13/Mar/2008 |
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| Amazing Stories Of Bravery And Heroism Celebrated At The New Zealand Police Museum 12 December 2007 Sergeant Jeannette Park will be one of the special guests of the New Zealand Police Museum discovering the heroic stories of NZ Police officers awarded medals for bravery, at the opening of a new long-term exhibition, ALL IN A DAYS WORK, on December...
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| Navita | 15:16 | 12/Mar/2008 |
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| My small weekend in Srinagar |
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| I was not sure what I expected when I got off the plane and walked towards baggage claim. Some part of me hoped of Shikara would pick me up from the airport. Pondering into these questions I got into the waiting car and was quickly driven to the hotel. The place was massive; Jehangir my host offered me a hot cup of kahwa and watched indulgently as ...
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| vivek | 00:04 | 13/Mar/2008 |
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| LET MOTHER DIE |
| I have resisted myself from writing this post , but i am so much disturbed , disgusted and mentally ....break that i will not be able to sleep tonight if i dont vent out my feelings . 'Let my mother die sir ' this is what i got to hear from one of the gentle man for whom i was running around for seven days so that i could offer him treatment and ho...
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| satyendra sahoo | 22:38 | 9/Dec/2007 |
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| Beware of Airlines!! |
| Lufthansa Airlines Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain:"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shor...
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| kishore gupta | 11:12 | 30/Dec/2007 |
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